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At the beginning…
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At the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach and Hungarian paprika. So that Man and Woman would live healthy lives.

Satan, being jealous of God’s goodness, created creamy ice cream, fast food donuts and milkshakes. And Satan said to Man and Woman: “you want coffee with that?” Man said “yes” and woman said “make it double-double for me”. They gained 10 lbs and Satan smiled.

God seeing this, offered Man and Woman a healthier alternative: yogurt so that woman can keep the figure that Man found so pleasing. But Satan brought forth white flower, sugar and chocolate-rich desert. And Woman went from size 6 to 14.

Now, God offered again a healthier alternative to Man and Woman and said: “try my fresh green salad”. But Satan was determined to win the battle with God so he created Thousand Island dressing, buttery croutons, and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened the belt following the feast.

Then, God created running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. But Satan was quick to the draw and invented cable TV with remote control. Man and woman gained more weight!

Then, God brought forth the potato, low in fat and full of nutrition. But Satan peeled the healthy skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fried them. And Man and Woman gained more weight!

God then created lean beef so that Man and Woman might consume fewer calories and still satisfy their appetite. Satan responded by creating double cheeseburger and deep fried chicken. He then said to Man and Woman: “do you want fries with that, too?” Man said “yes”. Satan smiled and Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Satan responded by creating long line-ups in hospitals and medical centres…